jes's definitions

gowing

an awkward moment after a bad joke when noone laughs and everyone is silent.

James gowing: hey how about those irish referees? better get them some more baulding cream!

everyone: ...

by jes November 17, 2006

stinkbridge

in both sexes, the area between the genitals and the anus.

(After a sex marathon) Man, I think I tore my stinkbridge

by Jes June 19, 2005

block

A slang term which means to ejaculate or cum on the tongue of a female, usually in order to establish dominance.

I blocked your girlfriend

by Jes October 20, 2004

Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

by jes April 2, 2003

single white female

v: to imitate to the point of stalking. Based on the movie of the same name.

"Hey, this girl is single white femaling me. I can't get her off my back!"

by jes October 22, 2003

Tailor

A pre-made cigarette, as opposed to a roll-your-own

Hey, brother, can I bum a tailor?

by jes November 18, 2003

gak

VERB Take without permission, usually from someone else's blog or live journal.

John liked the new quiz on Maria's blog so much he decided to gak it.

by jes December 3, 2003