76 definitions by guy

Cristina P

hot hispanic girl you know you can't compete with. BEAST

guy: hey whos that girl over there *ow* *ow*
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her

by guy November 9, 2004

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!

ComeBack for most your mom jokes

by guy November 28, 2003

Gildenstar

A very sexy, intelligent, fiercely passionate, and extroverted woman.

Entering into the room like a Gildenstar, Laura made her way to the bar with many eyes staring at her.

by guy November 28, 2004

skeet

a white boy named smear that goes to Orange High ; skeet smear

skeet smells like skeet

by guy November 30, 2004

turkey club

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one

by guy May 3, 2007

ROFM

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.

by guy February 15, 2004

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by guy January 23, 2007