Howard Dean

The man who we thought would be running for president but did extraordinarily badly in the primaries. Too liberal, too crazed, too short, too stocky, too uncharismatic. Doesn't look good, Dean!! And who gives their height in quarter inches?
"I'm 5'8". Almost 5'9". 5'8 3/4 to be exact." -Howard Dean
by Don February 07, 2004
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flatulence

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.
"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"
by Don August 07, 2004
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packing fudge

What fudge packers do.
Bob the fudge packer "The truck is still empty Mike, why don't you pack some more fudge in it"
by Don August 10, 2004
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Pushing Cotton

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."
by Don November 30, 2003
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Retard

1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person.
2. Slang, N; Stupid Person
3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.
1. "Look at all the retards'
"My brother is a retard"

2. "Bobby is such a retard"
"Only retards each boogers"

3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"
by Don August 05, 2004
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muff

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff
by don June 16, 2003
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dq

DQ: An acronym used by staff in long-term medical facilities (care centers) for Decubitus Ulcers.

Commonly known as Bedsores, these pernicious, open wounds are usually found on the buttocks or hips of decrepit, (incontinent), often senile old people in rest homes.

DQ: An acronym use by Dairy Queen as a brand label for some hamburgers and other foods.
“After I clean up the shit and piss off Mr. Simmons, and finish treating his oozing, malodorous DQ on his ass, I want to go to Dairy Queen for a DQ Burger, DQ Fries and a Blizzard. Mm, mm, mh
by Don August 13, 2004
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