cornholio's definitions

authoritaah

Eric Cartman's version of Authority

Hey! I am a cop And You WILL Respect my Authoritaah!

by cornholio July 18, 2003

punch line

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

harbor tunnel

A Big Sloppy Cunt

That sluts cunt is like the Harbor Tunnel. You could drive a truck into it.

by cornholio January 14, 2004

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Ras Tafari

The late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia; held in mystical regard by rastafarians.

Ras Tafari fled, but acted with great dignity when the Italians invaded.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

piercing

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

bent nose

Pejorative term for a Jew, aka Hebe

The bent noses want their interest paid

by Cornholio September 29, 2003