cornholio's definitions

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Sounding

Verbal duel involving insults to the players' mothers, in response to which they must not lose their cool. Also, the dozens

Yo mama's like a police station. Little dicks running in an' out. Sound!

by cornholio October 18, 2003

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 11, 2003

hoosegow

Calabozo; jail; from Sp. "juzgado"

There were six drunks in the cell when I was in the hoosegow last weekend.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

blue state

A state that has recently gone democratic; see bicoastal; opposite of red state.

In the blue states, the bobos like Howard Dean, but he'll never carry the red states.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Crow Jimism

Practice of white folks trying to be cool or hip or enlightened of praising everything African-American, no matter what. A pun on Jim Crow.

It's sheer Crow Jimism to like some of the sitcoms on UPN

by cornholio October 9, 2003