Definitions by cornholio

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

horse's ass by cornholio October 9, 2003

SOD 

As a verb, "screw" (probably up the ass); "to hell with ____"

Sod the Frogs!

SOD by cornholio October 9, 2003

gurnisht 

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

gurnisht by cornholio October 9, 2003

gambler's fallacy 

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

gambler's fallacy by cornholio October 9, 2003

meshuggah

Crazy; nuts; psycho; a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the Yiddish.

Sky-diving? You'd have to be meshuggah.

meshuggah by cornholio October 9, 2003

Tio Taco 

Mexican-American equivalent of an Uncle Tom; a sellout to the Gabachos.

He's such a Tio Taco he puts ketchup on enchiladas.

Tio Taco by cornholio October 9, 2003

tuna fish 

The Scent of a Woman, so some say.

"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "

tuna fish by cornholio October 9, 2003