cornholio's definitions

handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

by cornholio October 16, 2003

bordello

A brothel or whorehouse.

After I gave up drug-smuggling, I bought a bordello in Tangiers.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

prosit

"Cheers! " in German. See kampai, l'chaim.

Prosit, exclaimed Hans, as he downed 6 ounces of Jagermeister and fell to the floor with a thud.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

wazoo

Virile member

We'll get along just fine if you keep your hands off the Old Wazoo

by Cornholio August 21, 2003