hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 02, 2004

butt helmet

when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass

hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet

by brian November 04, 2004

ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

by Brian March 08, 2005

Zonis

Shit bag, dipshit, piece of crap

You're such a Zonis asshole

by Brian April 11, 2005

URBS

A new-founded internet lingo that means just like it is spelled..."You are BS"

stfu, urbs.

by Brian March 31, 2004

Toker

A weed smoker

Yo, I'm a fuckin toker, I need'a quit smokin reefer fashizzle, my nizzle

by Brian October 16, 2003

Desrate

Saddened frustration; conjunction of despondent and irate.

Brian is desrate.

by Brian December 06, 2003