Jewography

A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.
Oy…I thought the CJB with the Jewfro was hook up territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.

Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
by Amy February 28, 2005
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dead

Very. Used alot in Scotland....and in one example I can think of in my dialect of American English: dead tired.
Tha' was dead brilliant!
by Amy January 18, 2004
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gone pear-shaped

British slang for events taking an unexpected turn for the worse.

(See also "Pete Tong")
"I was hoping this would be a great party but it's all gone pear-shaped now the police have turned up..."
by Amy June 28, 2004
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DL

to keep it on the "down-low" or to keep it discreet, or secret.
"hey, don't tell anyone - just keep it on the DL."
by Amy December 16, 2004
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brandon novak

Bam's horny friend from sirius radio. He was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. He is sexy, but has many STD's.
by amy April 20, 2005
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Yashar

That shirt is so Yashar.
by Amy May 01, 2004
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jelly bracelets

Yellow: hugging
Purple: kissing
Red: lap dance
Blue: oral sex
Black: strip

Thats what they mean where i live. I don't wear em.
what jelly bracelets mean.
by Amy November 19, 2003
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