alex's definitions

NOFX

*gasp* an actually GOOD punk band!!

i went to a NOFX concert the other day.

by alex January 22, 2003

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

solar-puff

Solar puffing if a way to smoke marijuana using a pipe and a magnifying glass. When the sun is out, the magnifying glass is held above the pipe at a distance and angle that makes it shine down on the bowl. When it gets hot enough, some vapor will be released, along with some smoke. Many users prefer this method because it tastes better, and is less harsh on the lungs. It is comparable to vaporizing, but probably less effective.

Once the sun came out, Trevor showed us how to solar-puff with our recently purchased pot.

by alex February 28, 2005

CARKY

also know as carly, Is madly in loves with jimmy/james. Is a stupid dork!

EWWW,Its a CARKY!
LOOK!! at CARKY, she is such a looser!

by ALEX November 21, 2004

FuckFace

A. Someone with a face which was recently fucked, resulting in inexplainable distortions.

B. A face made when someone is working very hard at sex and their face scrunches up.

C. Someone who looks like something out of the "HunchBack of Notre Dame."

A. Gah! You turned me into a fuckface!

B. UNGGH! Holy shit, look at my fuckface!

C. Holy Shit! I either gotta lay of the weed or that guy is from Resident Evil!

by Alex May 2, 2004

Flub

Non-descript filler word. When stoned on weed, or in a particularly random mood, and upon sitting an exam, "Flub" is the word used to fill in questions that you do not know the answer to. Warning - this technique is not always guaranteed to earn you marks. The technique was first pioneered by a certain Jack K. who could not think of an answer to the questions but was told by his tutor to always give an answer. Often used in conjunction with "Plastic Penguins".

14. What is the Torque force of A if B rotates in a clockwise direction?

Answer: Flub.

by Alex September 17, 2004

conci

A blind ass bitch who is so fucking crosseyed she needs to look up to look down

"Conci-ass bitch"
"Bitch u need some glasses, bitch im talking to u"
"That bitch is conci as hell"

by Alex March 13, 2005