Definitions by Uncle Dimma
rock-n-roll
this can mean one of a number of things
1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out i.e. to shag them until they can't pronounce their name, lol.
2) (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.
3) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school/university, trade school and get involved in criminal activities.
1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out i.e. to shag them until they can't pronounce their name, lol.
2) (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.
3) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school/university, trade school and get involved in criminal activities.
father: son, what is this new ridiculous game you're playing, or seem to be playing, on your Game Boy, 24/7 these days? you know the one, with the little green character?
son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes. (son: after a pause) : Dad, be thankful, that im not the type of rotten apple modern son that likes to rock-n-roll after school, in order to become a self-made mobster. roflcopter
son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes. (son: after a pause) : Dad, be thankful, that im not the type of rotten apple modern son that likes to rock-n-roll after school, in order to become a self-made mobster. roflcopter
rock-n-roll by Uncle Dimma November 20, 2012
devil-worship
son: is marijuana smoking considered devil-worship?
father: to the Unforgivables, yes; to most of the civilian population, no.
father: to the Unforgivables, yes; to most of the civilian population, no.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2012
porkchop
a sarcastic term for a plump-ish person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them because you want them to improve their lifestyle/eating habits
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I not?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question. if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily.
Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen, right?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question. if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily.
Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen, right?
porkchop by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2012
to crucify
verb : (to)
to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.
to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.
Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start a Communist revolution. It makes no sense to me, pentoute what he is doing.
Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start a Communist revolution. It makes no sense to me, pentoute what he is doing.
to crucify by Uncle Dimma November 14, 2012
we, humans, are creatures of habit
a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ people resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's 'undesirable' (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's 'undesirable' (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2012
svinoyed
(literally translated as "pork-eater"from Russian) this terms is
a) a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
b) an offensive term for an overweight/obese person
a) a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
b) an offensive term for an overweight/obese person
boy a: my girlfriend is plump, and I mean, lol, juicy plump but i am afraid for her health; she may soon become a svinoyed altogether.
boy b) how you got yourself a bird with such an attitude in the first place is over my head.
boy a) continue to be a damno quod non intelligo. However, Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
boy b): what you could do is start going to the gym, and taking care of your lifestyle first, and then ask her nicely to go join you at the gym. I think she'll appreciate it that much more.
boy b) how you got yourself a bird with such an attitude in the first place is over my head.
boy a) continue to be a damno quod non intelligo. However, Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
boy b): what you could do is start going to the gym, and taking care of your lifestyle first, and then ask her nicely to go join you at the gym. I think she'll appreciate it that much more.
svinoyed by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2012
Falun Gong
(a banned political movement in China)
in North America, an offensive term for a person of Asian background, especially if the person is of Chinese descent and is part of political movement/organization/political affiliation that you hate.
in North America, an offensive term for a person of Asian background, especially if the person is of Chinese descent and is part of political movement/organization/political affiliation that you hate.
person a) my neighbor is such a Falun Gong, he belongs to an organization fighting for compensation for the descendants of Chinese immigrants brought to slave on the (both Canada and The US) Pacific Railway.
person b) nah, just let him be. As he is not infringing on your Constitutional Right of Freedom of Speech and Expression fund your own political movement that would aim to remove all Vietnamese mafia members involved in the drug trade from The US; the DEA and ATF would be grateful.
person b) nah, just let him be. As he is not infringing on your Constitutional Right of Freedom of Speech and Expression fund your own political movement that would aim to remove all Vietnamese mafia members involved in the drug trade from The US; the DEA and ATF would be grateful.
Falun Gong by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2012