Definitions by Uncle Dimma
to be known to the Unforgiveables
if you do drugs, don't do it front of a security camera, thinking you are cool like that. You are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier and you are going to be known to the Unforgiveables sooner or later.
to be known to the Unforgiveables by Uncle Dimma September 10, 2013
afthavithm
(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products.
N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
son: if Jews and Muslims can't be Excommunicated from their religious communities, what happens to them afterwards?
father: spiritually they suffer from afthavithm; their condition is left untreated and their soul dies over time.
father: spiritually they suffer from afthavithm; their condition is left untreated and their soul dies over time.
afthavithm by Uncle Dimma September 8, 2013
coolidiculous
N.B. the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous.
(adj): used to describe something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
(adj): used to describe something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose when I was born.
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose when I was born.
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma September 7, 2013
sneezer-tweezer
a coolidiculous term for somewhone who tends to sneeze a lot even thought they don't have any visible allergies
sneezer-tweezer by Uncle Dimma September 6, 2013
Bill 14
possibly the next set of Nuremberg Laws coming out of the Canadian province of Quebec and targeting everyone who is neither white, nor Roman Catholic, nor unilingually Francophone.
Bill 14 can potentially result in the reversal of the Révolution Tranquille that took place in Québéc in the 1960's
Bill 14 by Uncle Dimma September 1, 2013
gerrymander
mother: stop trying to gerrymander your way through high school; you'll end up needing to save your sinking Titanic, which i am not going to help you do.
son: Can't i just relax after school, and then go and do homework?
son: Can't i just relax after school, and then go and do homework?
gerrymander by Uncle Dimma September 1, 2013
unattended cannonball
the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)
In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.
unattended cannonball by Uncle Dimma August 31, 2013