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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

to wash your mouth with lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

to slut shame 

(verb)

to literally call a girl (who is NOT a prostitute by profession) a slut and tell her she should be ashamed of herself for the way she dresses, simply because you do not like the way she is dressed
(N.B: I nominated this post for 'Best of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which I have an excerpt above) :

Craigslist post in Montreal, Canada

" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me. What were you thinking? (...)"
to slut shame by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2014
(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly and spiky, but once you get to know them better, they are actually shy and clumsy, but well-intentioned, always trying to help others out.
I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition of a banana comes from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly and spiky) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).
banana by Uncle Dimma October 31, 2014

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
(A combination of the words female and cub, pronounced feb): literally a female version of a male cub, on online hookup/dating sites.
If nowadays cougars look for cubs for a craigs-hook, why should a silver-fox be punished if he wants a feub?
feub by Uncle Dimma October 31, 2014

piggletoid 

a coolidiculous/ childish/nonsensical synonym for any or most of the following words: nonsense, junk, triffle
we don't have time for this piggletoid; let's get back to work.
piggletoid by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014

methane freebie 

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
methane freebie by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014