Definitions by Uncle Dimma

coffee with milk 

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

coffee with milk by Uncle Dimma April 4, 2017

taxpayer inc

A type of society in which civil servants and bureaucrats, without having deserved it, make more money than workers at minimum wage

I live in the taxpayer inc of Canada, called the province of Quebec.

taxpayer inc by Uncle Dimma April 3, 2017

essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.

I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason

essemess by Uncle Dimma April 3, 2017

tornado jockey 

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.

If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal

tornado jockey by Uncle Dimma April 1, 2017

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of occupational safety, common sense and other overall health standards

It's an occupation-brainer to not get wasted and take to the wheel of a motor vehicle

occupation-brainer by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2017

Age-related mood disorder 

A mood disorder charachterized by people having a shorter fuse as they get older

My parents are suffering some kind of age-related mood disorder

Age-related mood disorder by Uncle Dimma March 29, 2017

blowing cheddar 

Making money illegally

If you don't want the time, don't do the crime; stop blowing cheddar all together.

blowing cheddar by Uncle Dimma March 29, 2017