Definitions by Uncle Dimma

convention 

a) a convening (i.e. a gathering) of people, usually signatories of a political treaty
b) the way things are/ are supposed to be done or performed
c) something you convene (agree to)

according to some, including myself, the Versailles conference was really a convention in all three senses of the word, as defined above.

convention by Uncle Dimma November 27, 2017

small-business Saturday

the Saturday between Black Friday and Cyber Monday

Happy small-business Saturday everyone

small-business Saturday by Uncle Dimma November 25, 2017

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

napoleon by Uncle Dimma November 21, 2017

space-age 

adj: neo-modern, I.e. post 9/11

Space-age would be a great adjective to describe modern idotagers in north America and their notions of nationalism and patriotism

space-age by Uncle Dimma November 21, 2017

sperm dog 

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills

sperm dog by Uncle Dimma November 11, 2017

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

gas tank for a sex machine by Uncle Dimma November 10, 2017

trouser snake 

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

trouser snake by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2017