Definitions by Uncle Dimma

flying agaric 

committing crimes while tripping on drugs

flying agaric- and/or the subsequent mental health consequences of the drug- do not constitute either a mental challenge or an NGRI defence

flying agaric by Uncle Dimma January 19, 2018

blackpregnation 

(offensive because it is related to the concept of miscegenation): impregnation by a bbc, when a white prostitute is impregnated after shes had sex with a bbc

i have noticed a lot of porn sites nowadays that seem to be obsessed with blackpregnation

blackpregnation by Uncle Dimma January 17, 2018

ebola hole 

an offensive name for the garbage chute or garbage chute room at your local apartment building

if youre a janitor, please ask for a pay raise if you want to work with the ebola hole

ebola hole by Uncle Dimma January 17, 2018

dish issues 

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

dish issues by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2018

beeraholic

a person or alcoholic addicted to beer

every alcoholic is addicted to alcohol, but not every alcoholic is a beeraholic

beeraholic by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2017

liberalism 

the mantra of the post-Bill Clinton democratic party

Judge Jeanine Pirro will agree with me that liberalism can be defined as morally bankrupt, socially deviant, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, psychiatrically hypocritical, culturally perverted , mentally unpredictable, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and sexually amoral

liberalism by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2017

shoe-stringer 

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest

if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?

shoe-stringer by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2017