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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

running to the left of Bernie Sanders 

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of bernie sanders.

go directly, monopoly style 

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

a goulag confed

a judge/prosecutor who would more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp rather than to either life in prison or death row
a goulag confed is what we financially require right now; violent criminals should also work and pay taxes rather than just do life in prison or be put on the chair
a goulag confed by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2019

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

non political corrector

a politically conscious ans conscientious person who like it or lump it isn't afraid to voice their political opinion
a person like wolf blitzer can pretend to be a non political corrector all he wants; the sad reality is that he is so far bernie sanders left that he ends up being a media pundit and making a fool of himself

brown fireworks 

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
brown fireworks by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2019

the 2018 us midterms 

the point of inflection at which trump derangement syndrome became trump impeachment syndrome
all neo progressive members of the squad minus aoc are responsible for bringing about the 2018 us midterms