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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm
good mortingnoon all

catch me if you can 

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

bimbo eruption 

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b).

pulled the balls on you 

taken advantage of, as well as psychologically and financially abused -in terms of online manipulation- and you being too ignorant or gullible to realize it.
beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say
(meaning pussy in Arabic and written فرج ): a colloquial term for a virgin Muslim Algerian/Moroccan woman ready to be married
if you want a Middle Eastern woman for marriage, don't look on Craigslist, ask around if anyone has a Faraj to offer.
Faraj by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2021

without knowledge in engineering 

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde
If you are building an electric chair in your basement without knowledge in engineering, you are not only slicing the pineapple but the result may be Frankenstein.
Similar to n.s.f.w., stands for work unrelated
Whereas watching porn on your office computer, even if you're off the clock during lunch, is real n.s.f.w,helping your in-laws get a moving truck during your office hours is w.u.r
w.u.r by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2021