Definitions by Uncle Dimma
New Year's fitness plan
(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
New Year's fitness plan by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
booker
an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.
boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
booker by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2012
Falun Gong
in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who was, in their country of origin, a member of a banned of political/ spiritual/religious movement or political organization/political affiliation who, for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.
person a) my grandfather was a Falun Gong.
person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?
person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies. Since Hitler wanted Louis XIV glory he banned all political movements other than the Nazi party.
person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?
person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies. Since Hitler wanted Louis XIV glory he banned all political movements other than the Nazi party.
Falun Gong by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
gerda
a) a fucked up way to say girl/girlfriend/women in general
b) a shorthand version (with a capital) of the name Gertrud.
b) a shorthand version (with a capital) of the name Gertrud.
French (of France) Skyrock post:
comment ca va les gerda? (hey, gerda, or gerdas, how is it going?)
response to post : Ce que tu voulais dire, c'est comment ca vas les meufs. on n'utilise pas le terme gerda en France. (what you wanted to say is, Hey, how is it going les meufs; the term gerda is not used here in France).
comment ca va les gerda? (hey, gerda, or gerdas, how is it going?)
response to post : Ce que tu voulais dire, c'est comment ca vas les meufs. on n'utilise pas le terme gerda en France. (what you wanted to say is, Hey, how is it going les meufs; the term gerda is not used here in France).
gerda by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
to pimp
(to be used in a non-sexual context only)
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?
boy a): you are a genius!
boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?
boy a): you are a genius!
to pimp by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
svinoyed
(literally "pork-eater" in Russian) this terms is
a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
Muslim in a Jerusalem park: Hey you russian Jew of a svinoyed, stop eating your damn ham/and cheese sandwich, you know that we are not only in the Holy Land, but G-ds Holy City .
Jew eating ham in the same park: oh shove off, here in Israel, Church and State are separate.
Muslim; Church and State in Israel were never separate, not since the end of The Crusades. and besides, do i have to teach you that Israel is supposed to be a Davidic Monarchy, so therefore again no secular svinoyed allowed?
Jew eating ham in the same park: oh shove off, here in Israel, Church and State are separate.
Muslim; Church and State in Israel were never separate, not since the end of The Crusades. and besides, do i have to teach you that Israel is supposed to be a Davidic Monarchy, so therefore again no secular svinoyed allowed?
svinoyed by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
dukhobor
(Not to be confused with the Russian Orthodox religious sect on the Canadian Prairies and actually meaning spirit fighter in Russian)
this term defines:
a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.
this term defines:
a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.
boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, and involved with their church and everything, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my existence. Should I become a Muslim, or a Roman Catholic, or a Jew?
boy 2) this is completely up to you William.
William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything anyways, on this issue I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.
boy 2) this is completely up to you William.
William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything anyways, on this issue I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.
dukhobor by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2012