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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

big nick diggers 

(not to be confused with big dick n-word)

1) people who cheat their way into obtaining large sums of money, and don't pay taxes on thus illegally obtained money

2) (a simple trolling word)

3) can also be used to describe people who unscrupulously nick (i.e. stealing money, in British English) and then dig it.

4) can also be described people who legally dig big nicks , i.e make big sums of money
Bernard Madoff, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black are some legendary names among big nick diggers. However, all these individuals, except Fouquet, were sentenced to prison by a jury of their peers for corruption
big nick diggers by Uncle Dimma November 19, 2013

doing harakiri 

the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always secular hope, by getting a social worker or something. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter the dire situation. don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2013

potato voice

(verb- to have a): to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be able only to sing an acrapella
if you have a potato voice, not even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you, and you shouldn't consider singing as you vocation.
potato voice by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2013

travail bâclé

a French- de France- term, meaning, a shit job that's done without my thought or effort put into it, to get it out of the way afap
if you are a fan of doing a travail bâclé, whether it's your homework or anything else, you should't be surprised if you are asked, comme du monde, to redo the same boring job over and over again, until you do it right the first time.
travail bâclé by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2013

Elmo's world 

dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.

son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater

dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma November 15, 2013
acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. in my objectively subjective version of morality
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.

father, from the living room: young lady, immb, I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat, then go take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, and then, comme du monde, ask me nicely to prepare your dinner.
immb by Uncle Dimma November 15, 2013