Definitions by Uncle Dimma
on-the-side
on-the-side by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
to knife-jack
( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
to knife-jack by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
Pauline Marois
an eccentric, ethnocentric and somewhat xenophobic Quebec, Canada politician suffering from Severe Anachronistic History Syndrome
Pauline Marois, despite having intelligent ideas based on historically correct observations, probably won't be able to implement her ideas, because people in the Quebec government more historically enlightened than her understand that she suffers from Severe Anachronistic History Syndrome
Pauline Marois by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
St Valentine's Day Massacre
a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
pornograph
(not to be confused with pornography) : similar to a regular diary, but the personal diary of a prostitute, was used in Ancient Greece.
the word pornograph is actually the correct English meaning of the modern term pornography, once our term pornography has been etymologically analyzed, i.e. decomposed into its Ancient Greek roots of ``porno`` and graphos.
pornograph by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
politically incorrect
adjectives:
a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.
b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss the Don's ring, or die.
(nouns)
c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother
a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.
b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss the Don's ring, or die.
(nouns)
c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother
politically incorrect individuals are politically conscious simply because they understand the essence of Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and are not afraid to be a white crow
politically incorrect by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
on the last train to Bombay
A) a phrase meaning " I don't care what will happen to the world after I am gone"
B) anything negative/ disastrous that happens on a work shift that after yours.
B) anything negative/ disastrous that happens on a work shift that after yours.
If , under definition b), someone does something retargerous at your job, don't feel responsible if it happened on the last train to Bombay.
on the last train to Bombay by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2014