Definitions by Uncle Dimma
on broken wings
without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.
on broken wings by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2016
Elliot Spitzer stroll
( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):
a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of
b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb
a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of
b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb
son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?
father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)
father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)
Elliot Spitzer stroll by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016
no glove, no love
a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
no glove, no love by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016
con qui fail d'aplomb
(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
con qui fail d'aplomb by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016
to haggle 'n' babble
(тормозить и базарить in Russian):
to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.
to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.
if you want to haggle 'n' babble, don't come to work; go wherever there's a social gathering environment. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
to haggle 'n' babble by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016
pornographer
can mean one of a number of things :
a) photographer of professional porn stars
b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models
d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.
a) photographer of professional porn stars
b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models
d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.
pornographer by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016
sgqsr
(acronym for sans-genie qui sait rien): an offensive Quebec French phrase meaning "a know-nothing retard" in English.
son: yoo-hoo you sgqsr, what the hella doin', fiddling with those pipes in the basement?
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even doff me a hat; I am, after all, your father.
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even doff me a hat; I am, after all, your father.
sgqsr by Uncle Dimma December 6, 2016