Tom's definitions

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004

boozed up

gettin piss drunk

Last night at the party we got boozed up

by ToM January 15, 2003

spang

Generally bad, broken or otherwise ruined.

The server cluster went completely spang today and I had to spend hours fixing it.

by Tom May 27, 2004

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 9, 2005

Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

by Tom December 31, 2004

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005