Tom's definitions

chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

by Tom May 13, 2005

cum bain-marie

A scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her

Hey Baz and Petro, look at that tall ugly cum bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i'd sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.

by Tom August 1, 2004

uboot

Pie eating

Dial4fun enters chat
funnyman>> PIE MAN!!
you are being ignored by dial4fun.

by Tom June 4, 2003

Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

by Tom July 7, 2004

having a go

Complaining, threatening or telling off another person.

Stop having a go at me!
I was like having a phat go at him.

by Tom January 16, 2005

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005