Definitions by Stivchik
Hair Tearer
When she's in the mood, My mother likes nothing better than cause a hair tearer at a family occasion.
We had a real hair tearer at work this morning.
We had a real hair tearer at work this morning.
Hair Tearer by Stivchik October 7, 2026
smoxercise
When someone is smoking while doing exercise. It could mean, for example playing in goal with a cheeky fag on the go or having a cigar while golfing. Etc. Either way, you get the benefits of some exercise without having to give your lungs a rest.
Hey man, remember that woman going for some smoxercise in the park today? She was peddling away on the bike machine while at the same time puffing away on a a grout.
smoxercise by Stivchik November 10, 2022
Trussterfuck
Like a Clusterfuck but one which had been created after a series of huge missteps and mistakes, with delusions of grandeur, then u-turns and the blaming of others and an all-round display of incompetence, lack of leadership or vision which leaves immeasurable damage to the fabric and foundations of everything it came into contact with.
Any mess reminiscent of that created of British Prime Minister Liz Truss in September and October of 2022.
Any mess reminiscent of that created of British Prime Minister Liz Truss in September and October of 2022.
"Wow. This is a real Trussterfuck. Delusional bad decision after delusional bad decision, everything has turned to shit, and will take ages to sort out.
Trussterfuck by Stivchik October 17, 2022
coyote’d
kɔɪˈəʊtid
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
Mall Coma
The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
Karenisation
The process of becoming a Karen.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
- Is it just me, or has Emma's really changed?
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
Karenisation by Stivchik July 2, 2020