coyote’d 

kɔɪˈəʊtid

1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.

Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.

Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.

2. To be ranted and unable to escape.

See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.

Hey man, where did you disappear to?

Oh man, I just got Coyote’d over in the corner by Brendan. When he’s had a few, he really goes on, even when he has no idea what he’s talking about.

coyote’d by Stivchik September 2, 2020

coyote date 

1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.

1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...

coyote date by 3Dradio May 26, 2006

coyote date 

a member of the opposite sex with whom you wish you hadn't slept the night before and only did so because you were one or moreover the eight

"I didn't think twice, I was three or four over the eight, I didn't care if the girl was a coyote date" from the song "You'll Do"

coyote date by Abel McCain December 16, 2008

coyote drag off 

Waking up the next morning after a night of heavy drinking and finding yourself next to a woman so ugly you would rather chew your arm off than wake her up

Dude looked like shit the morning after that coyote drag off
Bitch across the bar would be one hell of a coyote drag off

coyote drag off by Adam_J September 28, 2006

Coyote and Murder Dog 

a mythical being that will 'muder your face off then put it back on'. However, as you thank them they shall once again, murder your face off.

'coyote and murder dog, dont look that up, that should be on urban dictionary or somethin' - toby turner

Coyote and Murder Dog by AB1878 June 12, 2011

drippy coyote 

A woman who has an S.T.D.

Hey, there's the drippy coyote that gave me the CLAP.

drippy coyote by abr September 29, 2006

double coyote ugly 

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

double coyote ugly by Denny Bob December 15, 2007