yuppie

an achronym for "young urban professional" usually blonde, stuck up, starbuck drinking, SUV driving, Dockers and Speery topsider wearing ass.

"Gee, Biff, look at all the fellow yuppies who are hell bent on joining our Southern California Yacht club"

by Stephanie November 24, 2003

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.

mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE

by Stephanie March 25, 2005

going to KFC

Female masterbation--it's finger lickin good.

WIFE: Honey, I'm going to KFC, you want anything?
HUSBAND: I'll have whatever you're having.

by Stephanie June 05, 2003

Bay

A brown horse that has black points.

Look at that beautiful bay thoroghbred.

by Stephanie November 14, 2004

hipster

one who wears old-school chuck taylors, smokes parliament cigarettes, and drinks miller high life.

That hipster stole the keg, let's get the bastard.

It was very hipster chic to wear that 70's ski vest.

by Stephanie May 06, 2004

unnerve

to frighten, or upset

you unnerve me!!

by stephanie June 24, 2003

Pheasant under glass

When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.

Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.

by Stephanie June 05, 2003