Stephanie's definitions

va-jj

vagina, mons veneris, mound of Venus, vulva, pussy, breakfast

I spent a fortnight downtown; she had the sweetest va-jj.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

going to KFC

Female masterbation--it's finger lickin good.

WIFE: Honey, I'm going to KFC, you want anything?
HUSBAND: I'll have whatever you're having.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

flipping like a pan-fried trout

insomnia

I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

Pheasant under glass

When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.

Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

washing the curtains

douching

DICK: Where yo bitch at?
DORK: She be washing the fuckin curtains. Smell like ass in that shit, man.

by stephanie June 17, 2003

Lucy Fur

Devil pussy.

I slipped it in and man but if that thing didn't have fucking teeth--bit it clean off!

by stephanie June 17, 2003

unnerve

to frighten, or upset

you unnerve me!!

by stephanie June 24, 2003