Nick's definitions

sheepfest

a kickass music gig wit live bands wich are shit

aftercast are playin at sheepfest

by nick November 22, 2004

D.U.F.F

D.U.F.F stands for designated ugly fat friend

Kassie wants to feel good about herself so she has a D.U.F.F

by Nick November 22, 2004

Mack

1) To attract someone of the oppostie sex
2) Truck Company with bulldog symbol
3) Nick A.; stylish pimp

1) I macked that chick from class!
2) I drove a Mack rig yesterday
3) Wow that Nick Mack guy is hung!

by Nick November 23, 2004

dunkey

A Condom (Mainly used in South Wales, UK)

Mary found a used dunkey under her bed.

by Nick November 24, 2004

shooting beaver

The act of gaining an upskirt view of a female through covert action for the purpose of discerning whether the target is wearing undergarments. (If the answer is no, you done shot yourself a beaver skippy).

"Dude, I was at the mall today. I rode up the escalator for an hour and shot like 3 beavers."

by Nick November 26, 2004

867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"

Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.

by Nick November 30, 2004

bust yo ass

a phrase used to describe how hard core you just beet some one or are planning to beat some one

dude i'm going to bus yo ass

by nick December 1, 2004