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santa

Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.
by Nick January 4, 2004
mugGet the santamug.

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)
"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting
by Nick February 19, 2004
mugGet the a douche houndmug.

binary

it's how computers talk, stupid! if you tried to communicate in binary it would look something like the example shown below. here's something interesting. 0001 = 1 0010 = 2 0011 = 3 0100 = 4 0101 = 5 0110 = 6 0111 = 7 now tell me how to write the numbers 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 , 15, and 16. if you can do that, you can read binary. GRATS! here's the point of it. by using only ones and 0's you can represent any base 10 number (what we use as humans) oh by tbe way, read snow crash for an idea of why it's a good thing that people's brains cannot directly read binary.
1011011010101100110101001011101010101011 what binary code might look like
by nick September 4, 2004
mugGet the binarymug.

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.
Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?
by Nick July 25, 2003
mugGet the flumpernickelmug.

Broats

A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.
by Nick March 28, 2003
mugGet the Broatsmug.

Jewdar

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.
Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.
by Nick July 23, 2004
mugGet the Jewdarmug.

transvestibules

Look at the rack on that pole, is that a pre-op or a TV?
by Nick May 6, 2005
mugGet the transvestibulesmug.

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