Definitions by Nick

gonculator 

mystical device in automobiles which processes goncules for the gonculatory process; an inherently important component of the internal combustion engine. The gonculator is a fairly inexpensive part and is labor intensive and costly to install.

Don't worry mam, we can replace that failed gonculator for you. It may take a couple of days and cost about 476 dollars but we will have it running in no time.

gonculator by nick April 9, 2005

zakk wylde 

The most amazing guitarist of the day. Many people assume things about Zakk wylde, but they just realize that theyre punk ass garbage bands or themselves cannot live up to Zakk's blistering solos. Do you see any other bands pull this shit off? Not many. Dimebag Darrell was also good friends with him(R.I.P) Also, people say hes a wannabe biker. He isnt a wannabe, and I guarantee you wouldnt say that to his face. Quit hiding behind the fucking screen, and do something if you feel that way. Also as said before, extremely loyal to friends, and also a very caring person. Get on his bad side though, and he'll kick your ass. Enough said.

Nick-"Holy shit, that punk just called Zakk wylde a poser!"
Ethan-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his asshole after havin a boot put through it"

zakk wylde by Nick April 8, 2005

hoeing 

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

hoeing by nick April 8, 2005

shitakiey 

a small fish hook penis that curves in the upward diriction, also it is not unlikly that his penis will have mud butt which cause it to become erect

I feel sorry for justin true cause i heard he just got "shitakiey"

shitakiey by nick April 7, 2005

HillCrest 

a hood in the westside of VALLEJO

some of the hardest people live there

HillCrest by Nick April 7, 2005

humpkin 

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.

"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"

humpkin by nick April 7, 2005

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

masshole by nick April 7, 2005