Max's definitions

pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

by max December 9, 2004

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004

Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

by Max April 2, 2003

skrewed

1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni

the girl has too much work, she is skrewed

by max December 9, 2004

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

by Max September 23, 2004