Max's definitions

slymenstra hymen

1. Alter ego Danyelle Stampe. A hot dancer who performs with Gwar. Known to shoot 20 foot flames from her mouth, spit blood on the audience, and wear skimpy costumes with a spiked push-up bra.

I don't care what you say, Slymenstra Hymen is fuckin' HOT!

by Max June 14, 2003

audiogalaxy

The file sharing program of your dreams, shut down by the RIAA in 2002. It was everything that kazaa isn't. Small, convenient, and you could find absolutely ANYTHING on it. If a song was recorded somewhere, you could get it on AG. Many former AG users have gone to soulseek.

I miss Audiogalaxy big time.

by Max August 4, 2003

chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'

it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you

by Max December 4, 2004

lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.

n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"

by Max June 16, 2004

Seraph

A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.

Seraph is t3|-| |_33Yz()12!!1111!

by Max August 12, 2003

bootylictious

a woman who has a big sexy butt that is appealing to young men. Made up by Destiny's Child.

My girl friend asked me if her butt was bootylictious enough for my taste.

by max April 19, 2004

jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"

kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha

by max December 4, 2004