A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.
by Max February 25, 2005
by Max December 08, 2004
Krystopher DeSimone. he truly is a prick ass ho bitch. basically a white boy kracka posin as a brotha of colla.
Krystopher DeSimone.
by max March 08, 2005
the greatest and most overpowering religion. worchip by many known by little. ppl of this religion worship the almighty max creator of all ruler of many. highest life form there is. even though hes short and drinks....cough syrup..oh yeah!!
by max April 16, 2005
by max December 06, 2004
A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.
by Max August 12, 2003
by Max February 26, 2005