Matt's definitions

quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

by matt July 26, 2003

sexah

thats what my gf meaghan is..and toni is jealous cuz she says im gay for talking about meaghan so much..scroll down on that page..she's chocolate ahahahah

Meaghan is so damn freakin sexah!

by matt July 24, 2003

Mope

1 Being sad, Pouting, Feeling Sorry For Yourself

2 What i do when the sluts raise their prices :(

3 A song by the Bloodhound gang that is retarded in a good way kuz its random and sings about the weirdest things and features Pac Man on Crack

1 Pussy: Waaa she dumped me :(
Me: Thats what you get for
asking her if she has AIDS

2 SHIT 5 BUCKS HIGHER? AGAIN?

3 Tried to O.D. On the COLD-EEZE
Golden Girls Got Me Sweatin To
The Oldies

by Matt September 27, 2004

Thatchers

Lady balls (referencing former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher.

"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert

by Matt May 12, 2006

New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

by matt September 1, 2004

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

comander

The way that one spells commander if one does not care about adding in the extra "m"

Comander101 is online.

by Matt November 10, 2004