Matt's definitions
by matt May 13, 2005

1) Turner Broadcasting System, a television station notorious for playing re-runs and crappy spin-offs of older TV shows. However, it also owns a large number of other stations, such as Cartoon Network, CNN, and TNT to name a few. They tend to show the same shows on multiple different channels at different times, just in case you missed one or want to watch it again.
2) Taking Back Sunday.
2) Taking Back Sunday.
1) Wow, this episode of Law and Order has to be at least 5 years old. And they're playing Family Guy right after it!
2) Best friend means I pulled the trigger.
2) Best friend means I pulled the trigger.
by Matt March 27, 2005

What the farg are you talking about?
It's farging hot in here.
I am going to farg the shit out of that chick.
It's farging hot in here.
I am going to farg the shit out of that chick.
by Matt December 3, 2003

by Matt June 11, 2004

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard
by matt November 22, 2003
