Matt's definitions

at the drive-in

A band from El Paso, TX. They were highly successful in the mid-90s underground scene until the single "One Armed Scissor" was released and played quite frequently on MTV in the late 90s. But even during their popularity on MTV, they still stuck to their roots, playing with the same energy as they did when they were still underground and not conforming to the stereotypical MTV egocentric band. They eventually broke up in 2001, but the reason why is still in debate. Some say it's because they didn't want to become mainstream, some say it was artistic differences, and some say it's a mix of the two. Either way, their break up formed two different bands: Sparta, which is similar to At the Drive-In, but not as energetic in my opinion, and The Mars Volta, which is quite different from At the Drive-In and the main reason to support the "artistic differences" reason for the break up.

Damn, I wish I'd seen At the Drive-In live when I had the chance.

by Matt May 15, 2005

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

bootycuz

(noun) 1. A word given to a girl who is willing to sleep with anyone. 2. A term commonly used by niggers to state that they need some sex. 3. Any girl is not a virgin is bootycuz.

Hey nigga hook me up with some bootycuz.

by Matt March 15, 2004

Roll

1. To prepare various drugs for use.
2. To go somewhere in style.
3. A slab of fat on a person, sometimes with small animals living under it.

1. Roll that blunt for me, dogg!
2. Let's roll!
3. Eww! That girl probably has mice living in her rolls!

by matt October 22, 2003

Coca Cola

The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.

Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.

by Matt August 15, 2003

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

by Matt April 28, 2004

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004