benh

Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.
Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!
by Matt January 26, 2005
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farragut

Second greatest town in Tennessee, next to Germantown Tn. Home of ex-hippies, turned millionaires, who marry trophy wives and have beutiful daughters
by matt February 04, 2005
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brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.
I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.
by Matt June 19, 2006
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Ohio State Buckeyes

An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.
Ohio State Buckeyes beat Michigan in route to their 5th National Championship.
by Matt November 19, 2004
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clarizel

the safest and sexiest girl around..and matt's sexay nerd and sunshine
damn there goes clarizel
by matt February 06, 2005
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flausch

by Matt October 22, 2003
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Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.
Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!
by Matt March 18, 2003
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