Mark's definitions

Axis of Evil

A term that President George W. Bush made up to get a better approval rating. For more on Bush, see idiot.

George W. Bush's rear end is the ultimate Axis of Evil

by Mark December 6, 2003

Latin Lover

Derived from a DJ in Cancun that describe the lonely hispanic man in all white.

Term for a spanish wanna be pimp but comes of more like a sad, pathetic, lonely spainard.

Guy 1: Dude whats up with that guy over there
Guy 2: He's Spainard
Guy 1: Ooooooo.....a latin lover

by Mark April 20, 2005

stinky dink

Usually a noun: Stinky dink is a half-expose turd log that is so large it can be used like a cock.

Can also be a verb: as in getting / giving the stinky dink.

That turdomizer really loves workin' that chick's stinky dink. I bet he'll come out of the closet soon

by Mark May 3, 2005

pop a cap

to shoot someone

I'm gonna pop a cap in yo' ass!

by Mark January 24, 2003

lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

by Mark August 6, 2004

KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

by Mark December 4, 2004

Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

by Mark December 24, 2004