topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

astronomnomnomical

When something is so delicious that it defies Earthly comprehension.

See also 'nom nom nom'.

Freshly-ground black pepper on fresh strawberries. The peppery taste disappears, but somehow multiplies the strawberry-ness to astronomnomnomical levels.

by Mark November 23, 2010

make some room

A slang phrase indicating the need to purge some rump funkies from your bowels and/or empty your bladder. This usually coincides with activities that will refill that newly emptied space.

Person 1: "He man, let's go get some lunch."

Person 2: "Sounds good. Just let me hit the head to make some room."

by Mark May 17, 2005

RAC

the Ritalin Anti-Christ. A crazy gothic construction worker from Baltimore.

Das RAC is drunk down at orpheus again...

by mark March 26, 2004

Stink Weasel

Person who tries to get into other people's dirty business.

Stay out of my business you stupid stink weasel.

by Mark April 15, 2005

pogie bait

A term used for candy, sweets, small gifts, liquor and cigarettes used to attract prostitutes in South Korea by U.S. Armed Forces members.

I need to grab some pogie bait before going downtown looking for poontang.

by Mark January 22, 2005

crackpot

a very crazy person, insane, class clown

he is a crackpot

by Mark March 23, 2004