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๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’š ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’”๐’–๐’„๐’‰ ๐’‚ ๐‘ฝ๐’‚๐’
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Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).
"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"
by Mark March 31, 2020
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Goldfarb

verb

Goldfarb, Goldfarbing, Goldfarbed.
1. To engage in a circuit of rigorous physical activity with the aim of maintaining optimum body health. Actions include weight training, cardiovascular exercise, and stretching.
2. To maintain the proper diet in association with the physical activity. This is a low-carbohydrate, low-fat diet that is high in protein and fiber. One must refrain from refined sugars and starches. Micronutrients are obtained through fresh vegetables and fruits such as eating bananas for potassium.
3. To selflessly assist others in their pursuit of gaining and maintaining optimum physical health.
4. The act of taking away business from a colleague, such as when a waiter takes a table from another waiter's station.

From Goldfarb, Marc. (1973- ) a strangely lovable fitness guru and lifestyle expert/madman of Jewish/Italian descent from the Philadelphia area.
1. My muscles are so sore from all that Goldfarbing I did this morning.
2. Don't push that chocolate cake on me, I'm trying to Goldfarb.

3. Sometimes when I work out I wish I had someone to Goldfarb me and keep me motivated.
4. Dude, why did you Goldfarb me? That was my customer.
by Mark March 8, 2011
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BTL

below the line. refers to someone that is below a certain "line" of social stature
This club sucks. Too many BTLs.
by Mark December 7, 2010
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astronomnomnomical

When something is so delicious that it defies Earthly comprehension.

See also 'nom nom nom'.
Freshly-ground black pepper on fresh strawberries. The peppery taste disappears, but somehow multiplies the strawberry-ness to astronomnomnomical levels.
by Mark November 30, 2010
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The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.
After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.
by mark December 24, 2008
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the letters

refers to HIV or AIDS
A: Did you hear? Jamie is dating someone with the letters.
B: Wow...
by Mark October 19, 2008
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