Marc's definitions

ghetto heater

Pissin in the pool while other people are swimming with you

Hey dude did you just use the ghetto heater the waters all yellow

by marc May 5, 2003

reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.

by Marc January 3, 2004

Xiolent

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool."

Kid: "That kid is so cool."
Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?"
Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool."
Kid 2: "Werd."
Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."
Kid 2: "Totally xiolent."

by Marc April 19, 2005

i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

hiza wat

Like say what? or What did you say?

Your grounded!! Hiza wat??

by marc December 5, 2004

ToiletDuck

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.

Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!

by Marc March 17, 2005

gou

n. Slang for male gentalia; penis.

Wow! look at the size of my gou!

by Marc January 4, 2003