Pieter van den Hoogenband

Gorgeous, Dutch. Hottest guy in elite swimming, known for his rivalry/love affair with Ian Thorpe and perfect teeth. Also known as Hoogie, among many other humourous variations on his surname. Has countless websites devoted to his physical perfection and the (really very obvious) relationship he and Thorpey have going, which is officially called "Thoogie".

Couldn't you just FEEL the sexual tension between Thorpey and Hoogie after the 200 Free?

by M March 18, 2005

Vena

fun lovin' sexy milf that makes you horny enough to beg her favors and run screamin' in an emotional meltdown cause you're too intimidated to ask for it.

I flunked my course, got distracted by Vena.
Can't get no sleep cause I'm sweatin' bout Vena.
The babes a Vena

by M September 27, 2003

suicide bomber

aka a terrorist aka a person who uses violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.

Al-Queda suicide bombers killed thousands of New Yorkers on 9-11-01.

by M February 19, 2004

Cancon

a) Crappy Canadian music required to be played on Canadian radio stations in order to fulfill a quota. Much like cops fulfilling their quota by busting x number of speeders or black people each month.

Nickelback. Celine Dion. Rush.

by M May 31, 2004

Gashfucker

A heterosexual man.

Oi! Gashfucker, getcher arse over here

by M July 30, 2003

Dublin Goosing

To pop an ice cube down the crack of a persons ass so that it slides down and melts showing through their clothes and creates the shape of a gooses neck between their legs.

I was Dublin Goosing this woman in a bar the other day just to watch her squirm

by M February 21, 2015

floom

Onomatopoeic sound describing a "slow" explosion that results in a large rush of air, rather than a percussive explosion.

Mary lit the gas oven after waiting too long, which subsequently went floom.

by M May 15, 2004