Kyle 's definitions

Elverdam

Of danish descent, means to be small and cheery while wearing tight pants and a courduroy jacket. These people often sound like they should be in German Porn movies and teach Canadians that it's not gay, just European, and that sometimes its fun to join in.

hey dude, is that kid in german porn movies or is he gay. No man, he is just Elverdam

by Kyle January 8, 2004

dirty pete

When u take your penis and rub it in between the boobies.

Her tits were so nice i wanted to give her a dirty pete

by Kyle March 19, 2004

subvert

To pervert, as the mind, and turn it from the truth; to corrupt; to confound.

This would subvert the principles of all knowledge. --Locke.

by Kyle April 15, 2004

Duck

When a female "ducks" under a desk, table, or under the dashboard to give you head.

"Hey Marelle. Can I get a duck?"

by kyle May 12, 2004

Shit Tart

When a girl takes a crap and wipes back to front....ewwwwww

Man I went down on her and relized it was a shit tart!

by Kyle September 17, 2003

Los Angeles

The second largest city in America (NYC is number 1). A city where you will always find something to do worthwhile. It has nice weather with much cultural diversity but LA has its reputation for smoggy air, traffic, crime and it's a very sprawled-out city.

Despite its flaws, I wouldn't mind moving there eventually. I despise the lame city I live in called Portland.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

chovelling

To chovel, used when eating with mouth open in a rotating motion like a cement mixer, usually accompanied by a sloshing sound. chuddy

Im gunna slap you if you don't stop chovelling on that chuddy!

by Kyle January 24, 2004