Kevin's definitions

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 2, 2003

stooge

a dumb person

that guy is such a stoog

by kevin January 5, 2003

SOS

Summer Of Sam

Have you seen Summer of Sam??

by Kevin May 1, 2006

jarome iginla

The best hockey player in the world.

Jarome Iginla had a hat trick in tonights hockey game.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

wopen

A large glove that says "nigger Kill WOPEN!" on it used to kill niggers

Nigger Kill is a a black person getting a WOPEN!

by Kevin February 27, 2004

wide-set vagina

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.

Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.

by Kevin May 4, 2004

chunged

When your face turns red after drinking alcohol.

Damn look at Andy. He's chunged!

by kevin September 6, 2003