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Definitions by Kevin

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"
Dish Crotch by Kevin October 23, 2005

Speshtions 

Small, orange, flat-like creatures who appear in hallunications.
Joe after taking a large hit of salvia: "Speshtions, Speshtions, Look at the Speshtions!!!!!!"
Speshtions by Kevin September 11, 2005

lil john 

It's Lil JON, morons, not Lil John. No H.
lil john by Kevin July 4, 2005

clamidia 

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe
clamidia by kevin June 20, 2005

honeymoon 

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
Credit - www.alaskanbeer.com
honeymoon by Kevin May 26, 2005
two skilled rappers (professional or not) do verses until a person is clearly known as the winner. Ususally a crowd judging it.
-Stop the violence, let's have a battle instead.
-.... sure why not.
battle by Kevin May 13, 2005
the foam that piss makes in tha can.
you can tell that he didn't flush. the spooma is still there.
spooma by kevin May 13, 2005