Kayla 's definitions
by Kayla March 4, 2005

by kayla December 14, 2003

a dumbass machine that is incredible fun to tease and annoy and wear out. While doing that it is also fun to ask it out and see what is says
user:you FUCKER
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
user: CUNT
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
user: ASSHOLE
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.
user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
user:why?
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
user: CUNT
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
user: ASSHOLE
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.
user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
user:why?
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you
by Kayla January 17, 2004

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**
by Kayla April 16, 2005

Ocean City is a little town in Jersey. "It's america's favorite family resort"Kind of like a steptford-town. its only fun in the summer during the winter its a dead -ass-town
Ocean City sucks*lights up pipe* *gets arrested* The town covers it up and everybody forgets about it a week later
by Kayla February 1, 2005

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular
door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!
by kayla March 2, 2004

1. a band that used to be pretty good consisting of 3 kids who were pretty bored. One day they decided that they wern't famous enough, and sold out. They started wearing all black and eyeliner and started hating bush. Becasue that was the cool thing to do. Suddenly, a million 10-12 year old girls started saying billie joe was so hott, even though he is old and has children. Suddenly, Green day got a million new fans, all of which had no knowledge of their previous CDs.
2. A whole day of getting high.
2. A whole day of getting high.
1.
Person: Hey, want to listen to nimrod?
Green Day "fan": who is that by?
Person:Green day, i thought yo liked them
green day "fan": i do. but they only have one cd... thats all they play on mtv
2.
Haha.I had the best green day yesterday.
Person: Hey, want to listen to nimrod?
Green Day "fan": who is that by?
Person:Green day, i thought yo liked them
green day "fan": i do. but they only have one cd... thats all they play on mtv
2.
Haha.I had the best green day yesterday.
by kayla June 18, 2006
