Josh's definitions

pesterize

The process at which someone is being a pest.

Stop pesterizing the children!

by Josh April 24, 2005

gut slice

The phrase "Gut slice" is usually followed by the words "feel the burn!" which is used when someone is in trouble or is upset. Actual meaning: "Ooh that's gotta hurt!"

Guy 1:Did you see Gary getting dumped by his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Ooh, gut slice!

by Josh May 9, 2004

lazy

me

"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.

by Josh April 29, 2003

Dih

It means goodbye

Ok, talk to you later, dih

by Josh July 3, 2003

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 4, 2004

didi mao

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

by Josh April 11, 2005