By far and unfortunately, the most popular sport in the world. These players get taken off in stretchers over a rolled ankle, they whine and complain and cry over the tiniest injuries. EVERYtime they fall, you can be sure they won't get up after a few minutes. Sure, it's straight running for 45 minutes for two halves. Who gives a shit? Cross Country you run A LOT more, but does that make Cross Country more of a sport than Soccer? Probably not. Then there's this moving backwards and passing backwards which means VERY LITTLE scoring which makes it impossible to watch. Yeah, only a true soccer fan can detect the eye-popping moves, not the case for the casual sports fan. Sure it takes a lot of skill, and I mean A LOT of skill to play soccer, but it's not very noticable and not very entertaining... at all. Oh, and no sport should EVER be a sport if it ends in a fucking TIE. Ties do not show what team is better and it's never worth watching 3 seconds of the match if you know it's going to end in a tie. Meanwhile, you got one handed touchdowns, slam dunks, and home runs. Then you got TOUGH athletes like Donovan McNabb playing on one leg, Brett Favre throwing TDs with 2 working fingers, and Richard Hamilton scoring 25 points with a broken face. Then there's Michael Jordan's last second shots and John Elway's last minute drives. There's not much you can expect in the last minute of soccer games. And yes, American Football players do wear pads. You say soccer doesn't need pads because that makes them tougher? Think again. Football is SO FUCKING TOUGH that you NEED to have pads. And even with pads, it still makes football a much tougher sport. You can't even compare soccer to football, so stop trying. Look, I'll admit soccer requires the most skill and the most eye coordination and is very exhausting. But that in any way or form of meaning DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER OR MORE ENTERTAINING THAN OTHER SPORTS. The more you say or think about it, the more you are a disgrace to the wide wide wide world of sports.
by Josh June 19, 2006
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by Josh August 03, 2003
Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.
by Josh March 09, 2005
A stupid female.
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.
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1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.
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She was such a stupidwhore
by Josh August 13, 2004
Stars in his Eyes. Stalker (but hes allowed :-)). Very helpful and he has the evidence to prove it. A chimp.
by Josh February 21, 2004
You stupid Monkit!!!
by Josh January 07, 2004