Jon's definitions

identify

Sharing similarities with someone(or some'thing').

I can SOOOO identify with Ben right now!

by Jon February 15, 2004

IRS

See dirt, scumbucket.

My landlord is an IRS.

by Jon August 11, 2004

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004

Mansfield Town

Small,scaby and home to bitter sad t**ts.

Stag Mad

by Jon January 28, 2004

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 8, 2003

tits of life

battery indicater on mobile phone

"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"

by jon November 1, 2003

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004