Jon's definitions

grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

by Jon January 17, 2004

brant

US mil. Personnel adhering to dated engineering concepts. Brants are the embodiment of the "if it aint broken, don't try and fix it" maxim. Believed to be shortened form of Brantwood US Army Transportation Depot, AZ.

"The Bradley? One hell of a fighting vehicle but the transmission musta been put together by the brant squad."

by Jon May 12, 2004

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004

vase

something that holds flowers

something that can hold weed

by jon December 10, 2003

electric boner

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 20, 2003

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 30, 2005

siena

Everyone's favorite non-scenester girl from Pennsylvania. Lives near me. Is a beast in bed. Can hold her whiskey like no other. I've never seen her drink whiskey, but she likes the phrase "can hold her whiskey like no other."

"Wow you chug your whiskey like Siena!"

by Jon April 13, 2004