Jon's definitions

Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

by jon January 18, 2004

H2

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

by Jon March 19, 2004

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

by Jon February 17, 2005

gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

weez

A weird little (not literal) individual whos real name is louisa. she can be found hanging at the wall or winnign cookery competitions. other examples of nicknames are:
spuds sis
flush
flushing wiz
tic tac

a: where's weez?
b: at the wall
a: kewl, lets go.
b: sure

by jon April 5, 2004

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

by jon January 18, 2004

Bill Clinton

The word used during sexual intercourse, Oral sex, orgasm in general.

Yes...thats it..YES, YES, YES, Dont stop!!!! Dont Stop!!! uuuuhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh...

How was it hun? It was Bill Clinton style.

by Jon June 5, 2003