hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy
"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"
by jon June 19, 2004
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NOS

NOS is the acronym for New Old Stock. It's an item that is old, but ios not used. Since it never sold, it's technically "new" even though it may be several years old.
1967 Plymouth Barracuda Antenna. Chrysler made them and distributed them to Retailers. Stock was left over after they stopped making the cars.
by Jon September 23, 2003
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PBS

Short for Painful Ball Syndrome. This is when the male is aroused for an extended period of time without having an orgasm. See also: blue balls
Dude, I have some wicked ass PBS after seeing my bitch.
by Jon October 19, 2003
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hamartophilia

by Jon May 22, 2003
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pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself
Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.
by Jon March 23, 2005
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miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."
by Jon October 29, 2004
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asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"
by Jon March 13, 2005
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